Ladies, this post is for you. So if you’re skimming content, take note of this one. Today, I will teach you how to get a thigh gap in as little as 3 weeks using my 3 step process.
To get a sexy thigh gap in as little as 3 weeks, you must be committed to this process. Stop reading now if you know you won’t give 110% of your effort to getting in shape and having the legs to prove it.
If you’re still reading this, then you’re in for the long haul. I know it’s only 3 weeks, but the training is rigorous, so be ready.
Step 1: Eliminate Cellulite from your thighs
If you’re blushing while reading this, don’t worry. Many girls suffer from cellulite problems so you’re not the only one. Cellulite is a big obstacle that must be overcome if you want a thigh gap. So let me tell you how to fix it.
Stop using cellulite creams that don’t work!
Whether you buy your cream from the store or have a prescription, you’re wasting money. Those creams are modern day snake oil and if you think they work, then you’re lying to yourself.
I will share with you the same topical remedy taught to my by the Cottage Woman (bless her soul) when I first started to shave my legs.
Here is the recipe. Note that some ingredients can only be harvested from a dark garden.
- Soluble bark of a green gum tree
- Remnants of the Willow Wraith
So once you have these ingredients, you boil and mix them with a wooden spoon for approximately 2.5 hours or until it forms a rubbery texture.
Let the mixture cool for half a day and then it will be ready to apply the next time you take a shower. Use the solution topically after you bathe as your flesh will need to be warm for it to work.
Apply the mix with a cloth as it will discolor the keratin in your fingernails. Let your thighs absorb the solution for 15 minutes before you wipe off the excess.
Do this twice daily for the 3 weeks along with the following 2 steps and you’ll have your thigh gap sooner than you expected.
Step 2: Eat Healthy Foods
I know this may seem obvious, but it’s necessary if you want a thigh gap. Most people will tell you to eat superfoods 3 times a day like you’re rich or something. Not everyone can afford to shop at Whole Foods you inconsiderate health bloggers!
But back to the point. You can eat healthy while on a budget. One of the best ways to do so is by shopping for local produce found at farmers markets. They have the best selections of organic foods for a fair price.
If you’re looking to save even more money, then ask local farmers if they are selling seeds. Depending on your area, some may be willing to sell rare seeds for a hefty price. If you happen to come across any who are selling Dwarf Pine Bushels, please buy me the seeds.
Also look to start your own veggie garden. Lettuce is famously easy to grow and it’s green so you know it’s healthy. As you eat healthily, you need to moderate your intake of fat foods as well. Stop buying burgers and consider fasting instead. As the Cottage Woman (Rest well my dear) always said, the best fast food is fasting!
Step 3: Exercise to lose weight, not gain muscle
This is probably another obvious one, but what’s not obvious is the workout I’ll share with you now.
Squats and lifts will make your thighs bulky, which is great if you want to crush watermelons between your legs. It’s also great if you want to work in a sex fetish industry. But if you just want pretty thigh gaps, do not do those exercises.
Running is a decent workout, but it will make your calves hard as rocks which are not sexy to most men. Avoid high impact exercises in favor of low stress, high-intensity workouts.
“What exercise fits that description, Lotti?”
Glad you asked, I’ll tell you now.
The single best exercise to attain a thigh gap is the French Whipping method. This involves whipping ropes around your thighs and straining them for 2-minute intervals for at least 3 hours per day.
Doing this will drastically reduce the thick of your thighs through means of atrophy. Once you attain the thigh gap, you may reduce the amount French Whipping to only what is necessary to keep your figure.
Did you learn how to get a thigh gap in as little as 3 weeks?
Yes, you did, so now it’s time to put what you learned into practice.
Getting in shape is the easy part. Keeping the shape is difficult, so do your best to persevere!
Post your sexy thigh gap and booty pics on my social media if you’re into that sort of narcissistic exhibitionism!